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I started a post about events in my life but I worked last night until 6am today didn't get to bed til 9:45 and woke up at one thirty and fucked around until 2p when I realized that I am entered into a Online Blogger Tournament at 3pm and then called my brother to find out that dinner with Dad for Dad's day is at 5pm and I am still sitting at my computer at 2:45pm. So I think running or working out is out of the question but a shower may be doable. So I am going to get naked wash myself in ice cold water because yes loyal readers I still haven't turned on my God Damn gas. I will then reheat pizza pop open a diet pepsi and try not to lose all my money. I don't know what to do about the fact that I will have to leave 1 1/2 hours into the tourney. I may have to turn wireless internet back on on my phone. Wish me luck.

A few observations

First, my blogroll is back. I don't know if anyone else had a problem seeing it but my blog roll was completely missing yesterday, but it has apparently found it's way home and is back where it belongs. I hope it got some.

Yesterday I went to by a pair of jeans because the two pair I have now have holes in them. One pair has a gaping hole in the left knee with a flap of denim hanging down. The other has a few small holes wearing through in the crotch. They aren't completely unacceptable yet but being the almost responsible father that I am I feel that wearing them around my daughter would not be sending the right message.

So I walk in to Old Navy because I just need a pair of right now jeans and nothing fancy and walk up to the jeans and what do I find? Pair after pair of jeans.....with holes in them. On purpose. When did I get transported back to the eighties? I did this fad once already. My daughter told that she wanted to bleach her jeans and put holes in them but I didn't know how far the madness had gone.

Lucky for me I was able to find a pair of jeans that didn't make me want to grow a mullet and wear high top Nikes with them. I really do hope the mullet doesn't come back. The resurgence of the Mohawk is enough.

Last observation, the spellchecker for blogger doesn't recognize the word blog. And they say I'm fucked up.

Dumbass update

I know this dumbass who got off work at 6am on Sunday, went to bed at 7:15am and woke up at 9:15am. He then went to the beach and somehow didn't put sunscreen on the tops of his feet, especially the left one. He also has an irregullarly shaped burn on the side of his left calf measuring 20cm by 8cm at it largest point becuase he apparently has a hard time with covering the entire leg with sunscreen.

Oh, and he also missed a girl's fairly obvious hints that she wanted to have sex with him in the water.

Dumbass.