Last night turned out almost as expected.
I drank a lot. Paid little. Saw a lot of women who didn't want to talk to me. Met the owner of a bar. Met another woman Horse Cock claims to have fucked. Might believe him. You wouldn't claim it if it weren't true. Offended at least one woman. Got ditched by my friend. Lost my cell phone. And drove drunk.
Now if only there was anal fisting involved the night would have been truly legendary.
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dave..quit that driving drunk shit. i WILL fly to chi-town to hail youa cab!
phew..that was hairy..i almost forgot my pass haha
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