Too good to be true

I ran into an article on MSNBC.com this morning on Wedgie Proof undies. I clicked the link and this is the important part of the article.

Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the "Rip Away 1000," a pair of underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful "wedgie."

"When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away," Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the only thing worse than someone giving you a wedgie is someone STEALING YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR!

If someone gives you a wedgie, it hurts and the people around you laugh. If someone steals your underwear and runs them up the school flagpole, you will be laughed at until you graduate or leave town and they might even keep laughing after that. At your 20 year high school reunion someone will bring up the fact that in fourth grade your underwear ended up on the flagpole or on Mrs. Kozinski's Desk. Or in some girl 's lunch bag.

And lest we forget, 8 year-old boys tend to wear there underwear until mom threatens to cut them off or send you to school without pants. So if these brilliant eight year old inventors want their Skid Mark underwear tossed around the school so be it, just so long as they realize that the first time that happens their business will go belly up.

Now to get the image of bacon stripped tighty whiteys out of your mind here something more pleasant in the world of underwear.