A Shot of Common Sense

Remind me not to be sitting at a bar with a 24 year old the next time someone famous over the age of 40 dies. I was doing just that at abou...

I need something to restore my faith in humanity. Right now I just believe that the are all stupid and incapable of common sense or of ta...

Talking to a woman for 10 minutes who asks your age and you say 37 during her pause and then she says I would have guessed 32 will set you b...

Cajun Chicken Sandwich for dinner + alcohol + White Castle at 2am + Chicken Fingers and fries for lunch the next day = Bad Idea.

Talking to a woman for 10 minutes who asks your age and you say 37 during her pause and then she says I would have guessed 32 will set you b...

Why is irteasier to get a guys #? I pushed the crawl forward yet got left behind.

7 drinks 3 shots. Last one with an Australian. Why is easier to get a guy # q a qQ

6 drinks 2 shots. Stay tuned. Beware of Mud Sharks. Keep a good attitude. PS- The conductor is already off the rails.

I save it for the important stuff. Like a bar crawl update. 15:00 5 drinks. 1 car bomb Stay tuned In For The Long Haul

I never seem to have enough time. But I am going to Vegas soon and am determined to actually get this trip on paper, so to speak. Stay tun...

Thank you tony

By Cee Lo Green Found on Accordian Guy in the 21st Century