Thursday, May 25, 2006

I really AM still alive

This was started on 5/25/05 but not finished
until now.

It's been 21 days since my last post and this one probably won't be worth the wait but I will do my best to bring you up to date on the happenings and misadventures of my life in the past 3 weeks. I will try to be chronological as possible, but some things are easier said than done.

I finished my week long move into my new apartment. Got my security deposit from the old place. YAY! Celebrated Red's birthday at Hogs and Honeys pictures to follow. Maybe. Officially told Indian Girl that I didn't want a relationship with her. Got yelled at and cursed out for 2 hours straight. Then was called 2 1/2 hours later to be told to listen to some song that of course was nothing but static over the cell phone to cell phone connection. Then got yelled at for hanging up on the static. And finally yelled that it was 4:30am and and we were done talking and hung up and shut off the phone. I woke up to two mean voice mail messages. I called her 2 days later to try and talk when she wasn't drunk and angry. She wasn't drunk but still angry and we didn't talk long.

I then got a call a week later because she was having severe back spasms and pain and she only has 2 other friends in the entire state, now that she has divorced her husband. And apparently calling me was preferable to calling him. That and I was a bigger help with my medical background. Because we were friends for 6 years prior to this disaterous fling I got prescriptions for some pain meds and muscle relaxants and even ended taking her to the ER on day 4 or 5 of her ordeal. She is finally feeling a little better and no longer hates me and wants to see me boiled in oil. She is also now willing to accept being just friends. So she says. I am willing to give it a try.

During this time I went to three different courthouses for the driving on a suspended liscence sharges and had to get all 3 cases continued because I have not completely straightened out my liscence. So I now have another weeklong court marathon at the end of June.

I am sure I did more during that 3 weeks but I now longer remember. I know have to start my post about memorial day weekend. Wish me luck.

Here are some pictures to keep you busy.

Red and I (taken on another date because somehow we didn't get a good picture of us on her birthday)

Red's best friend

Two other friends

Our Hot Bartender

Hot bartender giving red a shot

The girls who bought Red the shot


Rico on the bull

Red getting ready to do a Blow Job shot off the Mechanical Bull Guy

Red drinking the shot. (Yes, I missed the money shot)

Shot off the bartender

Red and SRG dancing

With a way too short skirt

Red doing a shot off the bartender

Hot Bartender's wet belly

HB gets a cleaning

HB does a shot off SRG

Triple shot

Riding the bull


Whatsername said...

you didnt get on the bull, did you dave.


David said...

I did get on the bull, but the picture of me standing next to it is all your going to get. I may be crazy but I ain't stupid.

Todd said...

Damn, I need to visit Chicago!

MrScribbler said...

Obviously you weren't staying away out of sheer boredom!