Start early. I was supposed to meet Rico at 9p. I have moved from fashionably late to where the fuck is this guy.
Never mix good rum with diet sprite out of desperation. Drinkable but not good.
Post more bitch.
Buy more shirts. You can never have too many good shirts.
Download and post your pics the day you take them regardless of how drunk/hungover you are. I hope to take at least 20 pics tonight to add to the 200 or so I have accquired over the past two weeks.
Smack Matador more. That which doesn't kill you only serves to make you stronger.
Never pass up the opportunity to eat a Picante burrito