Friday, June 03, 2005

Rules To Live By.........Or Not

Never argue with a man with a gun

Never tell a cop he can’t do something

Never volunteer

Never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to

Never ask a question you don’t want to have to answer yourself

Survival is learning from your mistakes

Success is learning from the mistakes of others

It is better to be a responsible child than to be a responsible adult

There is no spoon


You can never have too many pairs of socks or underwear

Fear nothing

Remember everthing

Think before you speak or act

Wear sunscreen

P.S.- I may have stolen that last one.


Whatsername said...

Don't forget your towel.

David said...

I knew I was forgetting something.