Friday, June 03, 2005

Rules To Live By.........Or Not

Never argue with a man with a gun

Never tell a cop he can’t do something

Never volunteer

Never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to

Never ask a question you don’t want to have to answer yourself

Survival is learning from your mistakes

Success is learning from the mistakes of others

It is better to be a responsible child than to be a responsible adult

There is no spoon

Cheese

You can never have too many pairs of socks or underwear

Fear nothing

Remember everthing

Think before you speak or act

Wear sunscreen




P.S.- I may have stolen that last one.

2 comments:

Whatsername said...

Don't forget your towel.

David said...

I knew I was forgetting something.