From Blood and Thunder
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No. But I am looking for just the relationship part.
2) What was your dream growing up?
To be a lawyer. Or to rule the world.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to sing. Or anything musical for that matter, but singing would be on the top of the list
4) What do you think of Valentine’s Day?
Commercial Hogwash. But one of the two days of the year you are guaranteed to get laid if you are married, and don't fuck it up by making dinner reservations at the last minute.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Green beans. Boring I know
6) What was the last book you read?
Finished? The two books I am in the middle of right now are Hocus Potus and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Nope. The first thing the cops ask is did he have any indentifying marks or tatoos
9) Worst Habit?
Tardiness. Later than your last girlfriend's period, always.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Are you hot?
11) What is your favorite physical activity? To partake of? (The mind-in-gutter response is obvious enough, thanks. So, your second favorite, please.)
Jogging, unless watching porn or playing scrabble are considered physical activity
12) Do you have an Optimistic attitude?
I am 49% optimist
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Are you hot? Seriously I would probably just make almost funny comment to distract me.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Divorce by far. It is like being in a plane crash and living.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
How do I pick that one from all the others?
16) Do you have any pets?
There is something growing in my refridgerator but I don't think that counts.
17) Best thing to ever happen to you?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Best Habit?
I think I am too ADD to have any habits
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd grow some damn hair.
21) Would you be my co-designer, tester, or sock eater? Some combination?
Was I just sexually propositioned?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
Yep. Sorry you only get that one question.
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Fix my car pay down debt and put away the rest for a down payment.
27) What’s your favorite place to hang at?
28) Do you seriously believe we need more cowbell?
Can it be any other way?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Scrabble. (We're ignoring that mind in the gutter thing again, right?)
30) What about your computer bothers you?
It is too damn slow
31) Craziest idea you’ve been entertaining the past few weeks?
Going to Spain despite the fact that I am rat ass broke.
32) If a genie would grant you a wish, but the genie granting you this wish only listened to the first word out of your mouth, what would that word be?
Love. I figure that won't get me killed or disfigured.
33) Romance? Interesting idea? Dated (haha) concept?
It works for Hallmark
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you chose?
An island. Populated by My chosen people.
35) What do you like more/find cute/friendly about your computer?
It's my best friend. Who wrote this shit?
36) Will you repost this so others can fill it out for you?
People barely read this blog. What are the chances they will interact?
Feel free to prove me wrong and fill it out in the comments?